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Emperor Zurg vs Scroop: A Bug in the System!

RLS LEGACY, LAGOON NEBULA, SPACE

"Gentlemen, I have a very important announcement."
Silver's crew gathered in Silver's stateroom. They had been waiting for a while to hear what Silver had to say and they had gotten impatient.
"We have been asked to join forces with a great power in this galaxy and I have accepted."
"And who is this power?" Scroop grumbled. Scroop wasn't expecting news like this, and he didn't like it.
"His name is Emperor Zurg."
Everyone gasped. They were asked to work for him?
"When do we start?" Hands asked.
"As soon as I give you positions in my army."
The metallic voice came from behind Silver. Everyone but Scroop backed away. Silver just smiled.
"Gentlemen, I give you Emperor Zurg! Scourge of Star Command! The Black Hole Nightmare!"
And as Silver sidestepped to let Zurg enter the stateroom, Scroop rolled his eyes. Zurg took notice, but said nothing.
"Are you fine soldiers ready to fight the fight of the millennia?"
"Yes we are!" said the crew. Minus Scroop.
Scroop approached Zurg with no fear. Zurg's eyes grew brighter.
"Hmmm..."
"All of your pirates will be given advanced weapons and will become soldiers in my master plan!"
Zurg lifted a holograph device from his cape as it displayed his battle plan.
"I like the way you think, Mr. Zurg!"
The two shook hands, as all of their supplies were loaded onto Zurg's ship. All of the pirates stood in line as they got a position from Zurg.
"You, man the cannons. I want you to be a foot soldier, and you...oh, it's you!"
Scroop was standing before him.
"What position do I take?"
Zurg didn't appreciate Scroop's attitude so far.
"Well, I'll make you the janitor!"
"What?! How dare you!"
"Oh boo-hoo! Quit whining and get on the ship!"
It wasn't long until everyone had boarded Zurg's ship.
"Alright, that takes care of-"
But it wasn't long until an explosion was heard, and the parts to one of Zurg's robots lied before him. Scroop was crawling through the ship, destroying them!
"Grubs! Turn off the gravity!"
The Grubs nodded, entered a few keys on their computer, ad soon, Zurg saw Scroop fly right out of the ship's window.
"Yes! I win, I always..."
However, Scroop acted quick and attached himself to the flagpole.
"What! Grrrrrr..."
"Come up here and fight me, Zurg!"
"Enough of this song and dance! Grubs! My blaster!"
The grubs carried Zurg's weapon and attached t to his arm, a triple barreled plasma blaster! Zurg started by shooting of a small chunk of the pole, which caused Scroop to get tangled in the flag.
"Ah! You little coward!"
Zurg freed himself, but by the time he did, Zurg was standing before him.
"...Uh oh..."
A single blast sent Scroop flying into deep space.
"Remember this Scroop! All who challenge Zurg perish!"
Zurg shouted and stifled a laugh in victory.
"Now, I wonder how NOS-4-A2 and Agent Z are doing hiring soldiers..."

--

GALACTIC COUNCIL PLANET, SPACE

Somewhere far away, in the grand Galactic council, NOS-4-A2 steps out of his ship and entered the council.
"Greetings, Grand Councilwoman!" he said with a graceful bow.
"NOS-4-A2...what does a criminal like you want?" demanded the Grand Councilwoman.
"Zurg is preparing to go to war, and I was wondering if you wanted to join us."
"We haven't time for that. Get out of here, scoundrel!"
NOS-4-A2 stepped back in his ship, as a Brain Pod approached him.
"Um...NOS-4-A2, by informing the council woman of Zurg's involvement, didn't you just give her a tip off of his whereabouts, therefore increasing the chances other wanting to arrest us?"
"...Deny everything."

--

NAMELESS PLANET, SPACE

Warp Darkmatter stepped out of his ship, as he yelled to a group of white and pink aliens.
"Now, who here is ready to fight for Emperor Zurg!"
"...Meep!"
"...Um..."
"Meep!"
"...I'm done here."
OK!! Up thursday, but I was busy on a Final Paper. Chapter 14 was written by 73windman, with a few added bits by me to fit the storyline.

Characters seen/mentioned - Movies/Shows
Scroop & Long John Silver - Treasure Planet
Emperor Zurg & Warp Darkmatter/Agent Z - Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Grand Council Woman - Lilo and Stitch
NOS-4-A2 - Buzz Lightyear of Star Command TV Show
Meep - Phineas and Ferb

Chapter 15, featuring Ratcliffe and Ursula:
[link]

Chapter 1 (for new readers):
[link]

YouTube link to this round: [link]
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I like how Zurg is the only who managed to recruit allies. Nos4A2 just will get them arrested and Agent Z...well, Meep species wont help to much...